too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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