can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
