you guys were way drunker than both of me
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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