Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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