I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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