they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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