I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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