Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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