i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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