Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
stop calling my apartment porn island.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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