would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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