I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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