Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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