dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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