well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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