hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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