you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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