their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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