I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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