don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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