Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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