so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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