At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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