We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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