im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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