Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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