she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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