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(231): View more from Michigan

i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror

(906): View more from Michigan

its going to be a good night

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(512): View more from Texas

I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over

(314): View more from Missouri

you can't hurt those

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.

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(979): View more from Texas

Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

They are going to name an STD after you.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.

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