Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Can you bring me the toilet please
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Randomize
