Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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