Say something about gay babies.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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