: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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