Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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