is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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