Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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