we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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