Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
They have beer where we have blood.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I have peed in a lot of sinks
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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