Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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