Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize
