Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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