for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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