talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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