BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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