so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
