You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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