Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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