He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Randomize
