HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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