I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
there was a trapeze. enough said
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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