Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
This girl is more easily done than said...
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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