how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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